Aspiring to Code a Bipolar Timezone Flexible Nirvana Backbone API Through Exploration Testing

TDD | The coding Nirvana Project


Can you imagen all material structures and all data streams once collapsing in a supermassive black hole and turning into a transphysicale state of mind?

The coding Nirvana Project tests and investigates on exactly this issue.

the beauty of our black hole nirvana future © NASA




The Best Coding and Testing Quotes on Heaven & Earth

Coder's and Tester's Quotes | The Coding Nirvana Project


A refined quote sometimes feels like a good, strong and fair traded punch in your face. But even when it comes the hard way you can always enjoy reading the most famous quotes of the coding and testing world.


Gallery - The best Coding and Testing Quotes on Planet Earth


Don't Reboot it - Just Patch!

Funk the Patch! | The Coding Nirvana Project


These insides may be vital to your spiritual coding life!





Patch Management


Hackathons

Coding Quotes

DMX Meets the WOZ

Programmatic Brotherhood | The coding Nirvana Project


Steve Wozniak - the WOZ - isn't an unknown in the rap scene and DMX isn't unknown in the coding scene either. Check out the video and look how the two semantic giants meet for the very first time.






DMX meets XML


Hackathones

Debugging Methodologies

Debugging Methodologies

Debugging Use Cases | The coding Nirvana Project


There are multitude of techniques, a lot of tools and a huge number of methodologies in the field of debugging software. Some of them are quite sirious and some are sirious and funny at the same time.

What's your personal best way in debugging the data jungle?

Feel free to write your best pratice debugging story in the comment section -  you're welcome!


The Rubber Duck Debugging Method


Once a developer told me his funny and high effective debugging method. "For debugging I take a bath and I install a rubber dug in the right corner of the tube. And then I'm just telling the rubber dug about all my troubles." I suppose: the bigger the bug trouble, the bigger the rubber dug!

the rubber duck debugging technique © Eva Rinaldi



The Digital Déjà-vu Debugging Method


If you once experience a digital déjà-vu, probably there will be no curing remedy anymore. Debugging is not hopeless, but useless and not an option at this time and stage of bug infection and virulence. Better face the situación and get the hell out of here!

a digital déjà-vu debugging job is not the easiest job to do © Warner Bros.


Data Recovery


Coding Nirvana

Otto von Schirach


What, Who, When and Why precisely is Nirvana?

The Nothing | The Coding Nirvana Project


You may already guess, that your query isn't easy to reply in just a few words. The quick answer would be YES! Yes indeed! The larger explanation about what this funny and bloody game we all call life is about and explanations of their dark mathematics and dynamics within, you will get exactly on the first of March 2020. So stay tuned - our calculators are running anyway.

Nirvana Extreme Programming © Michael Höfner








How to start?


Of course you want to step forward in your spiritual coding career as soon as possible. So here you have a first lesson to become familiar with the black hole phenomenon and their deeper skripting layers.


First Lesson


1. Find a comfortable place to sit.

2. Gently close your eyes and begin by taking some deep breaths.

3. Now think on your new mantra "black hole". 

4. Begin repeating your mantra silently to yourself without moving your tongue or lips.

5. Open your eyes again and look at the black hole field below while repeating your mantra.

6. When you start feeling an effect in the area of your forehead your third eye chakra will open a window to a singular cosmic perception.


Black Hole Nirvana © Ute Kraus

Data Recovery


List of the Best Hackathons

List of the Best Coding Quotes

The Directory for Developers and Testers

The DevDirectory | The Coding Nirvana Project



The Coding Nirvana Network

The Best Hackathons on Planet Earth

The Best Developer Blogs

The Best Testing Blogs

The Best Developer & Testing Conferences




Hyper-References

Coding

Debugging

Otto von Schirach

Coding Miami | The Coding Nirvana Project


Before Otto started to conquer the miami music scene and before he became one of the most appreciated latinamerican artists, he was my brother in pain and my brother in testing while extreme programming the universe. As a tester he often assumed to be more like a "taster", but his own cosmic visions and his spiritual energy won't be enough to express the entire Nirvana Universe he coded subliminally.

Let's take a look at latinamericas new hope in leading the Eurovision Song Contest at the soon upcoming future.

Interview with Otto von Schirach by LatiNation




Best of Otto von Schirach


Pineal Warriors


Mind Power



Tipo Tropical


Data Recovery


Debugging Methodologies

Coding Nirvana

Hackathons

The Hackers Marathon | The coding Nirvana Project


Do you still remember the 90's and their funny LAN party gatherings? Never mind, the ninties are quite over and now you better register for an hackathon. The hackathones are the new LAN partys.


Curated Hackathons


Hackathon list Germany 2016

Hackathon list Germany 2015


Not curated Hackathons


Of course there a lot of more hackathons around the world. Germany is probably the epicentre of the worldwide Hackathon scene, but trust in God, there're really crazy hackathones in every corner - just open your eyes or simply check hackevents.co for more curated and not curated hackathons.


don't code all the time alone - come on and meet other coders at the best Speed-Dating-Hackathons of the World
© Harry the Hacker 

Accoustic Illustrations of the Cryptonized Nirvana

DevOps Music | The Coding Nirvana Project


Music is by far the best way to illustrate mathematics. And the whole fucking universe is coded in this gracefully pure virgin Algebra. So let us contemplate just a few moments on the divine beat transmision and the ultrasonic wave exhibition emerging from deep inside of nirvana nowhere.

Drain you - Nirvana




Faded - Alan Walker




Karetus - Silverio





In Flames - It's no good





Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden




End Of The World - Otto Von Schirach




The End - The Doors




Data Recovery